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Polygamy STILL practiced!

Mormons often claim that they have abandoned the actual practice of polygamy. But a Mormon man can still be married for eternity (“sealed”) to more than one wife, if his first wife dies or if they divorce. At least two of the present-day apostles are sealed to more than one wife, and have publicly acknowledged that they are looking forward to being with both of them in heaven. And polygamy is still commanded in their scriptures, Doctrine & Covenants section 132 (which you can read at the church website www.lds.org).

By: Richard

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Underwear

There’s a whole set of Mormon underwear (they call them ‘temple garments” I’d like to know a whole lot more about, but Mormi seem pretty embarrassed and it’s hard to get the straight dope.

 

1) Do men and women both wear them? are they cut differently for different bodies?

 

2) Are they ever allowed to take them off? for sports? for going swimming? during sex?

 

5) Do people have several pairs and change them every day?

 

6) Can you also wear gentile underwear?

 

7) does the church make money selling them to you?

 


By: Alain

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Tell Mormon secrets? Be disemboweled!

DISEMBOWLING ACTED OUT IN MORMON TEMPLE

Just before being married in the Salt Lake City temple, my mother went through the endowment ceremony.  In that ceremony, she…like millions of others–endured the gorey pantomime of saying out loud that her neck would be slashed and she would be disembowled–her guts spread out on the earth.

By: Reed

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Adam (the Bible’s first “human being”) was a God!

Mormons are multi-theistic, teaching that they can become gods (as man is, God once was; as God is, man may become) and that Adam was a god; i.e. Michael the Archangel actually created the world under the direction of Elohim and Jesus and after the earth was completed, he then became the first man to populate the earth! Oh and this happened some 6,000 years ago… The earth is only 12 to 14 thousand years old? What about Ardi (ARA-VP-6/500), Lucy, Homo heidelbergensis, Neanderthal and the other ancient human remains, from 4.5 millions years ago up until 30 thousand years ago, that prove there was NO Adam. Thank you to Copernicus, Galileo and all of the other persecuted scientists that brought the dawn of truth upon humankind.

By: Jettison

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Black people

Black people sat on the fence during the war in heaven.

By: rippinsteo

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Women in heaven

Move over Saint Peter, a woman can’t get into heaven unless her husband lets her in and once there, she will get to be eternally pregnant with billions of spirit children.

By: rippinsteo

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Virgin birth of Jesus

Over the years various prophets and apostles in the mormon church have commented on the Virgin birth of Jesus. They suggest that Mary was a virgin in the sense that she had not known any mortal men. But that God has begotten Jesus in the same natural way that we were begotten by our parents.

Brigham Young: “The birth of the Saviour was as natural as are the births of our children; it was the result of natural action. He partook of flesh and blood – was begotten of his Father, as we were of our fathers.” Journal of discourses vol. 8, page 115.

For a more extensive list of sources see http://www.mrm.org/virgin-birth

By: Marco